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who is getting the best head

Alvin and the Chipmunks are getting head from the Chipettes and it is a question that must be answered.
Dude who is getting the best head. It's Theodore.
by stevenbills17 September 23, 2019
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Blast Beats

the coolest drum beat ever created, used primarily in death metal and grind-core.
i got the new cannibal corpse cd, some wicked fast blast beats on that motherfucker!
by deathofdeath January 13, 2004
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the best person

Amanda is 'the best person' in the world ever, Gavin is not
by GavWHUFC March 26, 2008
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bestsceneintheworld

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We are sitting down stairs watching a movie. Ur laying between my legs head on my chest. I'm playing with ur hair. A sexy scene comes up and u look up at me and smile. We watch fora while then u start rubbing my thigh. You grab my hand and place it on ur chest. You turn around and we start kissing. U take off my shirt and rub my pecs and abs. I take off ur shit and roll u over so I am ontop. I kiss ur neck line and slowly go down lower and lower. I linger around ur belly button for a few seconds then pull of your pants with my mouth. U grab my hand and drag me up to my room. I pick u up and u put ur legs around my hips. I pull of ur bra and kiss between ur breasts. I use my tounge to play with ur nipples. I walk to my bed and fall on my back so ur ontop. U stand up and take off my pants. U rub ur tits up and down the bulge in my boxers. I pick u up and sit u ontop of me. U rub back and forth on my dick as I massage ur tits and rub ur upper pussy. I roll ontop of u and pull off ur panties. My tounge tickles ur clit as u pull my hair.
u arch ur back and mown with joy. U roll ontop so ur sitting on my face. After a few mins u stop me and move down. Slowly pulling off my boxers my dick springs out. U grab it and look at me with a naughty look. U lick the tip slowly then suck gently. Sucking harder and deeper I can't help but flex my stomach. After a short while I grab u and sit u just below my crotch. U look at me in the eyes and nod. I gently prod ur pussy not inserting yet. As u slowly bounce up and down Untill I pull u downfiully inserting my long hard dick. U arch ur back and scratch my stomach. I bounce u up and down faster and faster till u scream with pleassure and gush warm jiz over me. Gasping to catch ur breath we lay next to each other just holding =P
at the babyshower i experienced the bestsceneintheworld
by la uniqua que sabes December 28, 2007
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Best Friend.

Two people who run to each other to give them huge hugs, even though they saw them just yesterday. Someone you share amazing memories with, and someone who appreciates who you are as a person. Whenever someone says your best friends name, you smile.

That's what a best friend is.
My best friend. is someone who I can tell anything to.
by woahiloveyou. July 10, 2009
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Best Personality

1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.

2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?

John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
by Keds Man January 31, 2010
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best cousin

Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."
"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."
by OsoNegro November 8, 2013
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