nether beard

pubes or ass hair

person 1: i shaved
person 2: u still have a beard
person 1: not my nether beard

by minghi May 17, 2003

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Sick Beard

The outcome of being very drunk, passing out with your head tilted right back and spewing up. The sick then, assuming you don't choke and die, will run over the lips down the chin and over the cheeks. The sick is left to dry until you re-gain conciousness. When you awake, you will find you are left with a fully set sick beard. Sick beards are very fashionable among the homeless.

Chad: Hey Bro.. Did you see that guy in the doorway back there?
Tim: Hells yeah man! He was sportin a serious sick beard!

Alex: (looking in mirror) WOAH. Look at the size of that sick beard. I must have had a great night.

by Mcloth January 28, 2010

dolly beard

unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.

'did you see the state of that poofter ? he had his dolly beard with him-ha! we all know he's gay!'

by Gomble September 24, 2009

Jew Beard

A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.

Jon shaved his Jew Beard, so now we have nowhere to hide the pennies.

by cooniexp November 18, 2011

asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

Beard Goggles

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

by La_Tigra January 22, 2010