cum beard

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.

"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"

by Johnofo July 22, 2007

neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

eskimo beard

When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)

At ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.

by Iffland October 20, 2008

wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.

After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!

by sweetrac August 11, 2011

Leg Beard

When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.

Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.

by syd.is.syd January 4, 2012

green beard

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"

Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd

by Rize December 15, 2003

vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008