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Battle Red

A term used to describe a person or situation who is exceptionally intense or on their game. A sub-category of the larger rating system including "Power Blue" and "Skin Colored Headband."
Mark got all his work done today, boned this chick, and saved a kitten. He is having a battle red day.
by Fortress May 7, 2009
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Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.
Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.
by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009
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battle in the bano

when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye
Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.
by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 15, 2010
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Battle Lake Rodeo

Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.
John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!
by DXbuddie September 2, 2011
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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Bartlebesque

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.
I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.
by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012
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Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.
"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"
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