twink asshole

A type of Fuckboy commonly referred to teenage boy who wears khakis, Hollister, and has over 20 pairs of sneakers. Commonly found working at fastfood restaurants, and has a secret obsession with Pokemon.

You're such a twink asshole!

by heykatiegirly February 1, 2015

fresh asshole

It’s when the ass hole is so clean u could eat a meal off of it. Also eat to fuck bc the asshole is smooth and smelling clean

This fresh asshole feels so good on my cock Janet

by DREADEDGLORY July 26, 2017

Asshole-Idiot

An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.

"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"

by SamEyeAm October 28, 2009

Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.

Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

gorilla asshole

when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle

Dude Ray was about to pork Colekerby up the ass but cole had a gorilla asshole!!

by Susan Meyer November 10, 2006

asshole insurance

Variant - Something to prevent anal rape.

Inmate 1: You gonn' get ass raped!
Inmate 2: Quite untrue good sir, I happen to have fastened my soap to a lengthy cord, allowing for easy retrieval in the case of dropping it in the showers. I call it... Asshole Insurance

by PastaFiend February 17, 2006

aol asshole

also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."

by poop January 6, 2005