twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Twat whopper

A Twat Whopper is a big ol slingin dick

That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.

by Tallywhacker Hawn December 16, 2021

Twat cocker

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

vapid twat

Someone who is is a dull stupid person

“Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”

by notabottom: March 6, 2022

Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.

The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011

by Adorablelittlechoochootrain April 11, 2011

twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010