Alaskan Sprinkler

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler

Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

Verb

by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022

Alaskan Vibrator

When someone is so cold that their erect penis vibrates at a high frequency due to shivers

Damn dude it was so cold last night I gave River the Alaskan vibrator

by Ren_Valentine_ August 4, 2022

Alaska Thunderfuck

Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.

Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.

by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant

Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.

by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022