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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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Ginger African

A ginger taht grows a musti and is a swetty swimmer/math waorker
Ginger African isn't the first one to house group
by Bigmean10 February 19, 2019
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Anti African Association

a group that is clearly against africans
Oi mate have you heard of this great new group called the Anti African Association.
by prussland March 5, 2019
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The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
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South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022
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