Even-Thomas

A lemon seed known to make a weird sound when you step on it

Person 1 : Hey look i got this lemon seed
Person 2: Check if it's an Even-Thomas and smash it
Person 1: ok
*weird noice*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: How nice

by Coolboy95 January 23, 2020

thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

Thomas Okubo

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.

Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.

by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018

Thomas Street

A man who can always make you laugh when you need it the most. He is always curious and hates pigeons that live on his roof. And an amazing painting that inspires his granddaughter

Random person: Oh look it’s Thomas Street!
You: Oh wow! Have you seen his latest art work??
Random person: No but I heard his Granddaughter loves it!

by The granddaughter September 23, 2020

kady thomas

A perfect girl, who is already with her future husband

Look there’s kady thomas, isn’t she beautiful

by igglepiggle2021 March 11, 2021

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point

Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021