bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

nether beard

pubes or ass hair

person 1: i shaved
person 2: u still have a beard
person 1: not my nether beard

by minghi May 17, 2003

Beard Whore

Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"

by TMT2013 September 7, 2013

Jew Beard

A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.

Jon shaved his Jew Beard, so now we have nowhere to hide the pennies.

by cooniexp November 18, 2011

dolly beard

unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.

'did you see the state of that poofter ? he had his dolly beard with him-ha! we all know he's gay!'

by Gomble September 24, 2009

asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

by ibanez966 January 31, 2006

Beard Goggles

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

by La_Tigra January 22, 2010