Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die

I need to scoop some Milf soup

by Milf Soup September 7, 2016

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023

milf

man i love floppa

"damn milf'

by iloveobama November 28, 2020

milf

milf means "man i love frank(ocean)"

1: do you know the song white ferarri by frank ocean?

2:yeah, milf

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

Milf

An abbreviation for “Man I love Fortnite!”

Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah

by DiggityBick May 22, 2022

Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021