jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

Jake English

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

by fallguyguy November 03, 2020

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Jake Adventure

A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.

Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”

Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”

by Jake DaCosta April 14, 2021

Jake Cluley

When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.

"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"

by K daawg March 19, 2022

Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance

guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"

by jjsadventures December 12, 2021

Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.

"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"

by Crafty Colin May 24, 2018