Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape

Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.

You’re so bad haha singing dildos

by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022

dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016

Dildo

WetBoy

You’re such a fucking dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018