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Candy Apple

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!
by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012
mugGet the Candy Applemug.

Candy hole

She's got a good candy hole.
by The Fury 13 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Candy holemug.

candy canes

A word used for drugs. Most of the time it's cocaine.
Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
by Go Fuck YO SELF August 14, 2007
mugGet the candy canesmug.

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 3, 2003
mugGet the candy cornmug.

Candy floss

A thong bathing suit bottom worn by a rocket.
Boy, her candy flossed assed thong is sweet!
by Das bin ich March 4, 2019
mugGet the Candy flossmug.

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.
by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010
mugGet the Candy Corningmug.

Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.
Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
by Jared77 June 23, 2009
mugGet the Siamese Candymug.

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