Zoe Abbey

Probably one me of the most hideous things on the planet. If she’s in the area you’d rather kill yourself than talk to her. But doing so will make her cry, which happens frequently. She has a broke and destructive personality, so be careful if you see her lurking about.

Someone tell the new kid that Zoe Abbey is not the first friend they want to make this year.

by Jimmy Sinns December 13, 2023

Dirty Zoe

When a female gets shit and farts inside her vag and then has sex, while having a turd inside of her and slowly letting the farts go out of her vag. (May feel itchy)

Ayo i had a dirty zoe with a girl last night, man it was so warm and nice, but sometimes kinda itchy...

by why would you care about me December 23, 2022

Zoe

Pretty, smart girl who you can’t get away from. Obsessed with genshin and can binge watch as much anime series’ as she wants in a day. Don’t mess with her cos she will bring out the four pronged knife and kick your shin. Overall a 10/10 in hotness and being a great friend.

Random person: Zoe kicked attacked me with a fork cos I told her that I didn’t play genshin impact.
Zoe: IT IS A FOUR PRONGED KNIFE YOU IDIOT.

by Who is YOUR bias? December 27, 2022

Zoe

Zoe is the name of a drop-dead gorgeous girl. She has a few exes and they are assholes but that doesn't stop her. she likes to hide her feelings and doesn't really share much with others. she is the life of any party. She likes sports and she's very athletic. she has a great taste in music but her friends don't think so. she's a part of a lot of friend groups. she usually friends with girls named Hannah, Riley, Becca, and Ivy

wow she's stunning. it must be a zoe

by fucku1 October 28, 2019

Zoe

Has a crush on a boy named Tyler

Friend- Hey Zoe, who do you like?
Zoe- I like Tyler!

by TestSubject1 November 2, 2019

Zoe

Zoe Is a very forgiving person, Kind, And Wonderful to be around, Zoe can be dramatic at times, But Zoe will apologize the moment she figures out she’s done something hurtful to someone, Why don’t you people get yourself a friend named Zoe? Person 1: Is that Zoe?

Person 2: Yup, She’s a literal bomb, Because She’s lit get it?

Person 1: Ew cringe, But she does seem amazing!

Zoe- A Greek Name, Usually a white person {No offense} But the most caring and funny person you’d meet!

by LovelyColorfulShit November 3, 2019

Zoe

Zoe is so cool. She loves the office and will message you about Jim and Pam no matter the time. Zoe is also very loyal, hypothetically, if kids were taking all the turf out of the football field at your school and making pentagrams on the track with it, zoe would not hesitate to film the kid in the communist hat running in a circle around the pentagram, even when the teachers tell her to stop. She is your partner in crime.

“Zoe drew that penis on the board”

by Maggie Simpson November 22, 2021