Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025

Zach

A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.

That person is really tall he must be a Zach.

by Lamalexi November 15, 2019

Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.

Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.

by not_imre August 16, 2019

Zach

A retard who should trim their eyebrows and gets no girls. Zach has a dark side to him once you get to know him. He loves humping.

Zach loves to hump blonde girls.

by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

Zach

Zach is what we define a lad and a bloody good cunt. He is very short, but an absolute menace when he steps on the court. He is shit at fortnite but his humer compensates for the fact.

Zach is a girl stealer.

by Zach skill November 24, 2021

Zach

Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!

Zach is truly a blessed kid

by anonymous March 8, 2023