your mom

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

by purplehazegirl May 12, 2006

your girl

A girl or someone's girl doing something freaky

Frank: Wasssup
John: Your girl said wassup

by Dsavage23490 March 24, 2016

your mom

a cut down, crappy ass come back

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom

by ~_0 April 22, 2003

"your brother"

Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.

Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.

by Yomame June 09, 2007

Your Mom

Something That Can be Said To Answer Any Question And Sometimes Can be Very Funny.

"Hey Dude, What Were You Doing Last Night?"

"Your Mom"

by i'm hungry! September 01, 2007

your mouth

1. Something you should keep shut lest you'll be put on blast.

2. A target, i.e. For a punch, kick or dick.

3. A 6' bong

1. After incessant shit-talking, he warned "your mouth" and put and end to it.

2. Any time a face gets blasted, "YOUR MOUTH!!!"
3. What's that thing in the corner? "Your mouth."

by Your Mouth April 09, 2016

Your face

An answer to a question to a friend or person that annoys you.

q: Hey what's 7-5.

a: Your face!

by guitar_pro333 May 28, 2006