wood pusher

a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.

Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.

same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again

wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)

skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.

by alpha1 skater November 6, 2008

Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

The Wood Chipper

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper

Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!

by WNM July 24, 2006

chris wood

Urban bullfighter on a skateboard

A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.

by onebrother January 21, 2008

wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking

I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck

by una knight March 17, 2005

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019