national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn September 5, 2012

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Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

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Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

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I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

by DanishViking April 20, 2017

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