the sun

a deadly laser

Person : Hey wanna do some thing
Me : NO
Person : Why not?
Me : THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by erricwithanm October 9, 2020

Caspian Sun

A tasty alcoholic beverage containing 1 part vodka and 3 parts Capri Sun.

We drank Caspian Suns all weekend, so I had to pack Red Bulls in the kids' lunchboxes.

by cursors October 19, 2020

sun sleepy

The Exhaustion Felt After Being In The Sun All Day.

After Being On The Boat All Day, Im Sun Sleepy.

by ashleyann090 September 7, 2013

Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".

Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...

by Marquis70 August 14, 2011

Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed

Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!

by Beachy432 March 23, 2023

capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!

by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023

The Sun

An entity of unquantifiable proportions, this being wrought of flame is a deity in many an ancient culture.

Prolonged exposure to this being causes your skin to burn, and staring at it can cause it to scorch an afterimage of itself, or blindness under extended instances.
It is difficult to avoid The Sun, as it's radioactive nature spreads across millions of kilometres of land.

Mortal 1: "Hey, you know Jarekphreay?"
Mortal 2: "Yeah, that dude's awesome!"
Mortal 1: "Well... he got consumed by The Sun."
Mortal 2: "Damn, I liked that guy."

by GlitchZone May 24, 2023