Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

by purpura7 October 6, 2016

I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

Do you ever wonder why we're here?

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.

YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

by Ran#DOM=(DEAD) October 19, 2020

why do good girls like bad guys?

a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?

"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

by anonymous November 14, 2018

why don't you fuck right off

A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.

Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 26, 2017

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet March 27, 2010