bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.

"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
bluey the whale

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

Backhole whale

A very large/disgusting person who lovesick receive anal.

Omg do you see that girl over there? I heard she's a backhole whale.

by Sal88 January 20, 2015

Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.

Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!

by guitarvirtuoso14762 October 4, 2011

Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.

It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.

by the_taint_yodeler November 7, 2013

Kingdom Of Whales

A group of people who are ridiculously obese. There are currently three members of this group and they are all ex's of the members of the Trio.

Prince Of Whales- Christopher.
Ambassador of Whales- Gregory.
King Of Whales- Bob.

The most recent of the Trio's ex's are in the Kingdom of Whales.

by Sincerly Jordan November 3, 2008

Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.

That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.

by mck73 February 12, 2014