Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019

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by freaky big December 9, 2020

Wang

"Wang" is a slang term for penis, used primarily in North America,UK and Sydney Australia. Can also be used as a Surname, is also a title in ancient Chinese nobility.

The Wang is coming out tonight
Di loves the Wang

by Roy Kumar October 5, 2006

superior wang

my bigass cock that bitches work like a stripper pole

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

e-wang

1. Your e-penis
2. How confident you are online.
3. How much clout you wield (online).

"Yep I got in, I've got a big e-wang."

by Verdafolio January 15, 2005

Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003