Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

by Krashlia March 9, 2021

Costco Husband/Wife

A person you share a warehouse club membership with. Sometimes you split large orders from said warehouse club with as well.

I need to find a Costco husband/wife so I can get that deal on the plasma.

by groovygrl March 31, 2009

Winnipeg wife swap

When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.

•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!

by LWG December 11, 2007

dud fuck wife

never wants to have sex.

spent 3 weeks getting in those pants and been better off beat'n off. Put Put golf has more sex involved then my dud fuck wife.

by BeefleIron July 11, 2011

Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016

a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010