by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
by Mick Jones March 7, 2008

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.
bobby: shirley's twat stinks
bobby: shirley's twat stinks
by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007

by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
by Andrew365 December 13, 2008
