dewayne washington

the worst cornerback in the history of the nfl

dewayne washington couldn't cover my grandmother who uses a walker

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

George Washington

The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair then pulling it up into the form of a George Washington wig. The semen acts like hairspray causing the hair to stay in place.

Damn son! I was fuckin Jessica's mouth last night and i pulled out and dropped a load on her head, then i pulled her hair up and said, 'Bitch I just gave you a George Washington!'

by Kev Lincoln September 15, 2010

washington times

daily newspaper funded by the Unification Church of Sun Myung Moon. It is known for its ultra-conservative several-steps-past-nuttiness viewpoint.
Is in fact so supportive of the texas chimp that one begins to wonder if it is put out by the white house. Tops even Bill O'Reilly in Bush butt-kissing.

Dude...when you buy the washington times, you're supporting the moonies.

by maks March 17, 2004

washington boulevard

the toughest streets in minneapolis. every house has a front porch where you can see black people drinking 40 ouncers of smoking at any time of day. where nfl players terrell suggs and larry fitzgerald hail from

man that nigga is drunk

by beet nuts March 28, 2005

washington pa

where a lot shooting are and where money gang is.

washington pa is ass

by kashmeir April 6, 2017

Western Washington

The crappy side of Washington where it always rains, you drive 50 miles and it looks exactly like the place you left, and you can't see anything but the tree in front of you. Most people in WW don't have a clue about having a real life.

I moved away from Western Washington and came to the East side where people are real.

by Mr. green man March 13, 2010

Washingtonian

The textbook performance of a Washingtonian requires two men, one woman, one standard commode, one beer bong, and one beer. This maneuver begins with one man assuming the normal deuce-dropping position on the commode. The second man proceeds to remove the lid of the toilet and he then climbs onto the shoulders of the seated man for the purpose of executing an upper decker. While this unusual scene is unfolding, a female enters the lavatory with a beer bong and a full beer. She proceeds to prepare the funnel for usage prior to handing it to the man engaged in the upper decker. At this juncture the grand finale is about to reach actualization. The man sitting on the commode takes the beer bong while the man evacuating feces into the tank holds the funnel. The female that provided the funnel to the scat producing duo gets down on her knees and performs a blumpkin on the man.

Your author is only aware of one instance of this bizarre, yet respectable, act. In 2001, the Kappa Sigma house at Virginia Tech (VT) witnessed the successful completion of this famed maneuver. During that particular academic year the frequency of blumpkin discovery on the VT campus reached an all-time high. The common fraternity trait of oneupsmanship led to the careful design and eventual execution of this contrivance. Rumors had been ciculating on campus that certain fraternities were in the midst of significant breakthroughs relating to scat, urine, and dingleberry-related hoaxes. Some dedicated scat engineers from Kappa Sigma attempted in earnest to design a proceeding worthy of nationwide acclaim. It was under these circumstances that the Washingtonian was born, and it is under similar circumstances that the Washingtonian will continue to exist.

by EjaculusMaximus July 30, 2008