Vanilla Ice

Become famous without any skill or talent whatsoever.

SEGA's fans wanted a classic Sonic game, but SEGA didn't give a crap, and decided to take a Vanilla Ice and create Sonic Forces in 2017, another generic ass modern Sonic "game". Older games like Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 (hell yeah) were better than this...

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 06, 2022

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 07, 2017

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 09, 2017

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 07, 2023

not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019