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vapid twat

Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”
by notabottom: March 6, 2022
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Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
by Adorablelittlechoochootrain April 11, 2011
mugGet the Twitty-twatmug.

twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.
I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!
by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010
mugGet the twat-marinermug.

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.
last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.
by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020
mugGet the twat mufflermug.

Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
mugGet the Twat Nuggetmug.

Twat Boogie

A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.
Sarah’s twat boogie was so disgusting not even the dog would eat it.
by Thinkshop September 24, 2019
mugGet the Twat Boogiemug.

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

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