The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.
Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
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Get the Turkey Thug mug.When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
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Get the Gotham Turkey mug.A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
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Get the cold turkey mug.when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.
last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.
dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????
son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!
dad- youre grounded lol
dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????
son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!
dad- youre grounded lol
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