Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023
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Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.
"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.
by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 03, 2018
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turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006
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Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.
That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.
by Cole Freese March 28, 2008
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cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating
Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later
by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007
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turkey brook

the coolest place in mount olive besides dunkin donuts and "school". its got like 9 fields, that no one really cares about. 2 sets of bathrooms that are now closed because our cool ass kids couldnt stop ruining them, getting high in them, and makin more kids in them :) so now we have these lovely porter-pottys that are great to get high in too :) people go there to hangout, because well thats how cool mount olive is!! and then around 9, cops come out looking for all those high teens, but our cops are sooo smart, that they dont bother to get their lazy asses out of the car, and actually look for them all hidin on the fields. wow. sooo basically... if ya wanna have sex, get high, or pretend your cool, go to tb :)
sally: hey! wanna hangout??
johnny: your from mountolive right? so that means you'll blow me right??
sally: YEAH!!
johnny: at the turkey brook place right??
sally: yeahh!! you roxbury kids are so smart!!
by we didnt start the fire August 11, 2008
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