gun-toters

A person or a group of persons who own fire weapons and endorse the right to carry one.

Larry was one of the many gun-toters sitting on the city council.

by klukluxarejesuits April 22, 2016

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

Towelie

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)

"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.

"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!

by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

Juke's Towers of Hell

roblox obby game where you can easily find some 3 year old babyraging on toast or something like that idk

"hey zLegitimate wanna play Juke's Towers of Hell?"
"yeh sure u wan beat that soul crushin?"

by HoneyStormy September 22, 2020