tony blair

George Bush's puppet. Has won three general elections, despite being proven to be a liar. Has sent many young men to their deaths over an unjust war in Iraq, in order to ensure an oil supply for America and to finish the job that bush's dad failed. Married to the most heartless bitch in the world, who has a mouth strangely shaped like a letter box. Nicknamed by some as "Teflon Tony" due to the fact that nothing could stick to him, but that seems to be wearing off as his party proves itself to be more and more corrupt. In short he is a crunt

"Unconditional love is doing whatever another person wants, always being there for them and helping them when they're low - much like Tony Blair's love for George Bush"

by Franklino May 28, 2006

Tony Romo

The redneck mexican quarterback of the worst chemistrically combined team in the history of the NFL. This isnt madden 09 Jerry Jones.

I cant believe Jessica Simpson loves such a redneck mexican in Tony Romo

by Michael Boyce February 6, 2009

Tony Blair

UK PM - Labour Party
aka useless

i once bombed iraq you know john ...im the killer now

by Gruffy March 19, 2005

Tony Blair

George bush homosex playmate

C'mon blair eat my dick !!!

by Assasins os sin November 26, 2003

tony-like

a guy who is so slow and stupid. he ask stupid questions and cant speak properly. he smells really bad even if he sprays deoderant he would still smell fuckin like shit. i betcha he doesnt wipe his fat ass so thats why he smells fuckin like shit. he is so shit at basketball, that if he was up close to the ring he would miss as well if he would use the backboard he would still miss the HELL out of it. When u play basketball u dont wanna go near him because he smells so bad that you would get brain damage from the stench.
SHOWS HOW FUCKING SHIT HE IS...

"That guy smells man"
"What a dumb cunt"
"Did you understand what the fuck he just said before"
"DAMN...that smells like shit"
"That guy is tony-like"

by moooka moooka May 2, 2005

Tony Hayward

An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.

Panel Member: How could you explain that...

Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.

by sturmikk June 23, 2010

Tony Blair

Advocate of the most far right interpreation of thatcherite ecomomic policy, coupled with being a champion of the most extreme left wing trostkyite social policy. Has literally driven England into the ground. Within two terms of office, Tony 'Marxist Gangster' Blair, has allowed the UK to be flooded by the garbage of the third worlds teaming shores.
Tony Blair - Englands number 1 Prickless Cunt.

Tony Blair - Englands number 1 Prickless Cunt.

by Laura Anderson July 2, 2005