Toast-eater

A simpleton, a person who is always afraid to try new things. Not exclusively food related; could be an aversion to new ideas, making new friends, new places, or new experiences.
Someone that is stuck in the same way things have always been done, or a group that is consumed by dogma and tradition too deeply to expand or introduce change.
Alternative spellings: Toasteater, Toast Eater

Joe "hey Bill, do you wanna go for sushi?"
Bill "yuck, I'm not eating raw fish!"
Joe "have you ever tried some."
Bill "no, and I never will. I'll just stay home and eat a cheeseburger."

Bill is a toast-eater

by Jo6pak April 21, 2016

Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

toast my goats

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but

1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!

by goattoaster January 15, 2011

Cinnamon Toast Munch

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.

by stupid sexy flanders June 14, 2018

hee hee toast

Describing what someone does that's really funny.

You see a friend do something hilarious.

You: you were like,
hee hee toast!

by adriana johnson April 01, 2009

Milk Toast Pussy

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"

My city council member is a milk toast pussy.

by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022

powdered toast man

when a gay male sprinkles a generous amount of cinnamon and sugar inside of the ass crack then fucks his submissive partner (grabbin his ass cheeks)while the receipient backs it up so it resembles ren and stimpys powdered toast man flying backwards then lands on the givers face thus making it a sweet rim job

kareem has a sweet tooth so he called his steady boyfriend over for a powdered toast man

by nahlidge508 August 19, 2009