Boilers Ticket

To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.

Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.

by Jymesh May 30, 2006

lotto tickets

In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.

yo, ya wanna throw dome some scrilla on a few lotto tickets?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

Season Ticket Holder

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.

Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."

Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".

Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

tinkerbell effect

Wishful thinking that gets in the way of reality and smart decision-making as policy makers who believe something to be true (like the presence of weapons of mass destruction) start acting like they have evidence to prove it true. Closely associated with faith-based decision-making and "in your dreams" thinking.

Even though casualties and the level of violence both escalate in Iraq, members of the Bush Administration keep making optimistic forecasts about freedom and democratic prospects since they are captives of the Tinkerbell Effect. If you believe in fairies, maybe the war in Iraq will turn out well after all!

by Songpoet October 14, 2006

Tucker

Of the male species. Nickname for Thomas. A guy who is extremely good in bed.
Sex God.

Oh my gosh. That guy from the party last night was such a Tucker.

by R.I.P Jordan girl. January 18, 2008

Tucker

The name given to a person who smokes at least 1/10th the worlds supply of marijuana. This marijuana is rolled in 1/10th the worlds supplies of cigars, which are sent to the person's doorstep in the thousands by different promotional cigar companies. Whoever achieves this status must wear steel jeans as to suppress to constant onslaught of naked spread eagle beautiful women flying at their crotch from all directions.

" Hey look theres tucker! looks like he's wiping gine-gine juice off of his steel jeans again. "

by J Lau December 10, 2008

Tinkerbell

May not always be what she seems. Beautiful, smart, trustworthy on the outside. But all that sparkly fairy dust she has just spreads chaos. Never a good friend, will act like she's there for you but she's got a knife ready in her hand. Beware, you might easily be fooled, then have your heart lashed out. Not all pretty fairies play nice; especially not this she-devil in disguise.

Kate: I can't believe she slept with my boyfriend! She set me up with him, she picked my outfit for our first date, she said I could tell her anything.
Marie: Shoulda listened when I warned you she was a Tinkerbell.
Kate: WELL I'LL DRAIN THE PIXIE DUST OUTTA THAT SKANKY TINKERBELL.

by Truthkillsslowly May 8, 2013