Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

by BukuTard November 16, 2022

Tard Chariot

Wheelchair

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."

by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021

Flid tard

Ethan saupe

You sir are a flid tard

by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.

Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!

by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020

'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012