Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024
Get the Lowrider Slugmug. An unreliable person who bails on social events with little or no communication, usually for no other reason than they are a lazy slug.
Joel is such a slug, he always bails on plans with the worst excuses such as "I am babysitting my 25-year-old sister" or blanks messages entirely when he is just sat at home jerking off into a sock.
by sheep in the sky April 27, 2021
Get the Slugmug. the action a woman does when she put her tongue in the pocket between the head of your penis and the foreskin that covers it during a blowjob
by rredrumm March 24, 2022
Get the slug in the foreskinmug. 
When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.
by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025
Get the chocolate slugmug. An accommodating fanny, both in terms of size and frequency. Which has a proclivity, even hunger, for numerous semi-flaccid penises.
Emily: Is Jade home?
Guy: No, she was invited to a party by a few truckers that we met at the Shell Garage.
Emily: It is getting awfully late.
Guy: I fear they might be filling her slug bucket.
Guy: No, she was invited to a party by a few truckers that we met at the Shell Garage.
Emily: It is getting awfully late.
Guy: I fear they might be filling her slug bucket.
by Azri'el October 5, 2015
Get the Slug Bucketmug. •Slug• is the polar opposite of the much used “Slay” (Meaning “Cool!” or, “Great!”). Slug is derogatory synonym for Slay.
“Ew! That dress is so Slug!” or alternatively, “
by calumcocaine11111111 February 28, 2022
Get the Slugmug.