Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.

“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”

by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020

nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 27, 2013

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Spicy Nipples

The modern day RT. Hard nipples due to a variety of causes: low temperature, sexual arousal, been purple nerped recently, etc.

"Damn, it's so cold in here I'm sporting some spicy nipples."

by Positive Control August 23, 2019

Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

Fat Nipple

Usually defined as someone who has nipples shaped like pepperonis and poke out of there shirt

Hey! He’s fat nipple kid

by MrPickles LLJ June 19, 2019