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vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
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washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020
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Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 5, 2017
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hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"
by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009
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it works on my machine

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.
Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.
by bbaovanc January 29, 2021
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penis sex machine

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020
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Oyster in the slot machine

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."
by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018
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