swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

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Devil Position

When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.

“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”

by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019

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Devil's Folly

Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.

It was a devil's folly to do yard work for someone when I should've been practicing self-care.

by Phylo97 October 31, 2020

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devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

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Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.

Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.

Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.

"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"

by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022

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devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016

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