rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
Get the rent a closetmug. A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety
Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser
Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser
Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert
by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021
Get the closeted introvertmug. That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
Get the Closet Rembrandtmug. by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
Get the closet swiftiemug. 
by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
Get the slap the closetmug.