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Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.
by anonymous January 27, 2025
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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.
Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.
by jfburke619 September 12, 2018
mugGet the e-taintmug.

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
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Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.
"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"
by Jova nov February 14, 2012
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taint

the region between the ballsack and the asshole for a man and the vagina and the asshole for a woman
daym that shawty has a fine ass taint
by Soviet_Doggo69 September 6, 2021
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Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.
Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg
by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025
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