We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Thunder Chunky July 2, 2008

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

riched

to have jizzed in your pants, typically instantly.

That girl just stretched and I riched everywhere!

by dumhawd June 22, 2011

Corey Rich

Corey Rich is another name for someone that you exploit for money by any means possible.

Person 1: Hey, let's go sell that Corey Rich into slavery!
Person 2: Sure, that sounds like a great idea!
Corey Rich: Hey there guys, what's going on?
Person 1 & 2: *scheming*

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//Another Corey Rich walks up to a Person 3

Person 3: Oh, hi
Corey Rich: Hey there guys, what's going on?

//Person 3 then makes millions off of Corey Rich without even doing anything - he is a pro "Corey Richer"

by Brant Brackle May 20, 2010

scandal riche

Someone who acquired and retained wealth through shady or illegal business deals that were later exposed.

Dan was forced to join a second rate country club because the arms dealing and stock manipulation stories in the newspaper made him too scandal riche for polite society.

by SamuelEllsworth December 14, 2008

Column Rich

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.

Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.

by Norms K January 13, 2014

rigged rich

Having a modest salary, living a modest lifestyle, but "rigged" out in top of the line truck/boat/car/toy. Usually a man punching a clock that wants to park an awesome rig in the employee lot for prestige among his fellow male employees.

Jim is 50 years old. He works 10 hour days, 6 days a week to keep his wife and two kids with a roof over their heads. His wife also works 40 hours a week. He takes out a monster loan to buy a top of the line Ford truck with all the bells and whistles. He parks it in the employee lot--the guys check it out on their break and say --"hey-nice rig man" Jim is rigged rich but but in all other ways just getting by.

by The Sethinator March 11, 2014