Kaiya Richards is a famous japanese singer that a goes to poncy jazz bars and swanky bars where they only serve import beers or bottles at double the price of a regular pub and the music is usually really bad Jazz or electro jazz. often seen wearing scarves indoors with waistcoats. Often seen in starbucks with a copy of the times or the guardian or reading a book and the women more of the same usually with the Richards because they have money and stability. Basically a ponce.
by detoadyysht May 9, 2010

by Girliepops September 30, 2021

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.
by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

the baddest Latino known to man, he will take your girls by just existing. he makes any man tremble to death, if you see a Richard run.
by theguythataskedandknowswhoask September 4, 2023

by anonymous May 13, 2024

by oliv oil April 19, 2021

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021
