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Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
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Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
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poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
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pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
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sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!
by snarf dragon September 20, 2014
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Courtney Poop

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop
by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018
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poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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