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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
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Danny-joe

Quite simply he's lovely, kind and polite. And never smiles to make you laugh and smile.

P.S. Can sometimes but rarely get angry.

Oh and he's an atheist.
Danny-joe: ha ha ha nobody knows what my job is. I don't even know!
by glowien January 31, 2014
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Joe Hughes

The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can
‘Man I just feel like fucking my cousin’
‘You’ve got a case of the Joe Hughes
by Master_Bait March 27, 2020
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Joe Spawnn

Joe Spawnn, not to get confused with "Sleep Joe" is the coolest Teacher, Business Owner, and Fatherly Figures in the world, despite insulting his students every week in class, Joe Spawnn should be the type of person everyone inspires to be!
Person 1: DUDE WE HAVE JOE SPAWNN FOR OUR TEACHER THIS YEAR!

Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!

Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
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Joe-tistic

A special type of Autism for people named Joey
Man he is fucked up in the head! He has to be Joe-tistic
by HahaJoey May 11, 2023
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The joe sparrow

The joe sparrow is the action of liking and talking to multiple females and acting as if you’re not.
I am only talking to “one girl”, I’m not doing the joe sparrow.
by Mick Wickham December 23, 2019
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joe hippy

Tries to make anyone's day a little brighter with music and community. Pull my finger.
When you meet joe hippy say pull my finger that's his ketch frase
by It's s January 31, 2021
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