cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.

1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.

by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017

Cancer

Minecraft, the emoji movie, Ugandan Knuckles meme, Tide Pod meme, and vegans who find any way to tell people that they’re vegan.

Anything listed above. The world should be free of the horrible things listed above. Shit, forgot Roblox. Roblox is cancer too.

by Fuckwad McGee February 15, 2018

Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer

Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer

by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019

Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.

1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021