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Erin Is A Bastard

Erin is a bastard means that Erin Noble is basically a bastard! She loves the word as she was the one to create it!! She classifys that as her ‘special’ word, and it’s true it’s her favourite word and no one else should use it!
by We love bastards January 14, 2019
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
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Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.
Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.
by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011
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Belligerent Bastard

1. When whatever you're on or under the influence of is enhanced by your environment in a way that makes you become overtly agressive and loud, and thus a belligerent bastard.

2. When the quietest guy in the room decides to start yelling. There must be a reason. When the humblest person you know starts telling you about yourself. You must be tweaking. Pardon his belligerence, but check yourself.

3. (As deemed by www.belligerentbusiness.com) - The non-conformist, free spirited, anti-ignorance individual that loves life enough to speak, and act, out loud and belligerently on behalf of their people, and for the Better of Humanity.
1. Did you see that belligerent bastard hop on the bar and do the moonwalk last night? Then he opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and started pouring it all over himself.

2. Man, all of a sudden Jim just started screaming at Bob and telling him how tired he was of always having to listen to him talk about how much he hates his wife. Jim had to bring out his belligerent bastard on that ass.

3. The belligerent bastards gathered to make progress in their goal of enacting change in a belligerent way.
by Belligerent Zukur February 8, 2012
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.
by Joey Perez April 8, 2008
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