Tear drop

The thing that slides down your leg when you see something hawt or sexy.

Friend 1: holy shit look at how he leans against the wall
Friend 2: oh my fuck, hes hot! A tear drop just fell down my thigh
Friend 1: girl me too

Eveytime he he flirts with me, a tear drop runs down my thigh.

by UrMomLovesMe❤️ March 6, 2024

Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.

You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.

by Scamp22 July 2, 2025

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

Tears For Clowns

A shoop group comprised of supporters of pedophilia amd child grooming. While they claim affiliation with Clownsec, it's worth noting that Clownsec denies any affiliation with Tears For Clowns, other than admitting that Tears For Clowns was created by a former Clownsec member who had been disavowed.

Has anyone noticed that Tears For Clowns group is comprised of pedo supporters?

by DustinDavis465 October 6, 2019

Dry Tear

When you are stricken by so much grief that your body physically cant produce any tears

Man: Its a shame my grandmother died, i was so sad I let out a Dry Tear

by Chalk on April 19, 2019

Tearing dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021