goth tears

Tears or intense sadness caused by your whore

Fren: whats wrong slatty
Me: jus a couple goth tears, im straight

by Knowoneism September 26, 2022

Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .

Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.

You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.

by Scamp22 July 2, 2025

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022