Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
by Filth June 4, 2016
Get the pants tear mug.When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
Get the Death Tears mug.When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
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Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
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