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Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.
Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.
Taint Purse by akseerkris February 7, 2010

Tainted Fudge 

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.
Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
Tainted Fudge by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint
Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time
Taint-tooer by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

Nacho Taint 

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.
Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.
Nacho Taint by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Nine tailed fox 

While your fucking a girl and you’re about to cum yell “this is the power of the nine tailed fox” and then shoot a load in him/her
“Bro last night was great I like totally gave her the nine tailed fox
Nine tailed fox by No me nam December 1, 2020

Taint Logger 

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.
Taint Logger by Anonymous October 27, 2003