girl twist

When a female take something a man says and twists its into something completely different from what he had originally said.

Woman- what dress looks better?

Man- i like that one it complements your figure.

Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!

Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.

by Driftnutt May 27, 2021

twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra

I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.

by qwaned September 5, 2024

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.

I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle

A crazy fucked up bitch that likes to fuck with people but can’t handle the fact that can’t nobody see shit unless you push it to the side…..

Oh look there goes the Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle amber right there

by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025